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#	Title	Category	Rating
1	Are caterpillars good to eat? - \|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such thing...Read the whole joke	Food Jokes	2.75
2	Drown my troubles - I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming!...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	2.5
3	A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has... - A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work. The little girl asks, "I s...Read the whole joke	At Work	2.5
4	A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest... - A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...the grass was very thickand long, and it took the boy ...Read the whole joke	Children	2.5
5	37 mating positions - What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display with a sign saying "Newl...Read the whole joke	Situations	2.5
6	A woman's dictionary - \|Argument (argyoument) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized ...Read the whole joke	Mixed Jokes	2
7	A croakus! - \|What's a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	1.5
8	Adults have learned - \|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree....Read the whole joke	Mom/Dad Jokes	1.5
9	12 Shots - A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender...Read the whole joke	Bar Jokes	1
10	Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark... - Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming around a man. The man was scream...Read the whole joke	Blonds	0.5
11	A Martha Stewart Christmas - \|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don't need diamond earrings, handy s...Read the whole joke	Christmas Jokes	0.5
12	Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	0
13	Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	0
14	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	0
15	Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	0
16	rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	0
17	horse - This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	0
18	bear and a rabbit - A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops o...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	0
19	Do Elephants Ever Forget? - Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money....Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	0
20	Elephants and Cell-Phones - Q: Why don't elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won't know their plans....Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	0
21	I'll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred - Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can't fly to Florida like the rest of the old ...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	0
22	A blind man in a store - A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and b...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	0
23	There are no dogs allowed here - A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	0
24	Racoon Joke - Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car....Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	0
25	Seeing Eye Dog - A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man'...Read the whole joke	Animal Jokes	0