| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
| 1 |
A nun arrives at the local bar - |John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good ab...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
12 |
| 2 |
Abstinence - Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
10 |
| 3 |
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY - "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"So what ? Who's in a hurry ?...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
10 |
| 4 |
Real flight announcements - |Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their ot...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
10 |
| 5 |
12 Shots - A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
9 |
| 6 |
Addicted To Computers - Ten ways to know that you're addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL. ...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
9 |
| 7 |
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest... - A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...the grass was very thickand long, and it took the boy ...Read the whole joke |
Children |
9 |
| 8 |
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor... - One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat the afternoon away. S...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
9 |
| 9 |
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut... - A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It is raining heavily and ve...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
9 |
| 10 |
A woman's dictionary - |Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized ...Read the whole joke |
Mixed Jokes |
9 |
| 11 |
A moose-quito! - |What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes |
9 |
| 12 |
Daylight savings time - Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. Sh...Read the whole joke |
April Fools Jokes |
8 |
| 13 |
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making... - Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great composers....Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
8 |
| 14 |
45 or 82? - Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gatesof Heaven, and the angel standing...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
8 |
| 15 |
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and... - A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon a second drunk stagg...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
8 |
| 16 |
A blind pilot is flying this plane? - |I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
8 |
| 17 |
A tight travel budget - |All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All Emplo...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes |
8 |
| 18 |
Math is turning bad - |"Psst, c'mere," said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned me off the...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
8 |
| 19 |
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving - |It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on ...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
8 |
| 20 |
Hair and bald jokes - A man was getting a haircut prior to a
trip to Rome. He
mentioned the trip to the barber who res...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
8 |
| 21 |
Aviation jokes - A small twin-prop
commuter plane was
hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who
vowed...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
8 |
| 22 |
Blond Alligator Shoes - Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to > > take home a pair of genuine...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
7 |
| 23 |
About last night - After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mout...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
7 |
| 24 |
Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps... - Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using t...Read the whole joke |
Celebrities |
7 |
| 25 |
A circumcision - Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says "I won't be goin...Read the whole joke |
Children |
7 |